what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
