Feel jokes

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?

"I think I feel a connection!"

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

Why did the skeleton feel alone?

He was BONEsome.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.