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what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
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i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
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Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
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What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
