Feel Jokes

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!

I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs, i replied "OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR FUCKING ARMS!"

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."

what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"it will be over soon"

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*