Favourite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.