Favourite jokes
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.