Favourite jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

What's Trump's favorite instrument?

A TRUMPet!!!

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?

Jousting.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What's Damo's favorite food?

Big slongs.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.