Favourite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.