Favorite jokes

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What's a cow's favorite war?

World War Moo.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Stroke victims are my heroes.

My favorite is Louis C.K.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?

Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.

What was Jesus's favorite food?

Answer: Snails