What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Favorite Jokes
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a cowboyโs favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: Whatโs Homer Simpsonโs least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) Whatโs Stephenโs favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking ๐
