Favorite jokes
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.