Favorite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.