Favorite jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.