Favorite jokes
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!