Favorite jokes
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.