Favorite jokes
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Gay person to girl: Whatโs your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!๐
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They donโt have parents to pay for a toy.
Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite food? A vegetable.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a cowboyโs favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.