What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Favorite Jokes
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
