Favorite jokes
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
my favorite food
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
My favorite website.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.