Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.