Favorite jokes
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.