Favorite jokes
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.