Favorite jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Memes
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.