Favorite jokes
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.