Favorite jokes
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."