Favorite jokes
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Memes
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.