Favorite jokes
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.