Favorite jokes
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.