Favorite jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.