What is a cowboyโs favorite tree? A horse chestnut tree.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion
Q: Whatโs Homer Simpsonโs least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "๐ถhead shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!๐ถ"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea, from the little mermaid
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
what's I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.
