Favorite jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.