What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.