Favorite jokes
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.