Favorite jokes

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?

Chair-y.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

Who is chicken's favorite actor?

James Cor-hen!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.