Favorite

Favorite jokes

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.