Favorite jokes
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.