Favorite jokes

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What is the favorite drink of a vampire?

bloody mary.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.