What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "đ¶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!đ¶"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
Whatâs a lesbianâs favorite sport? Dodge balls.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a pigâs đ· favorite pie đ„§?
Mississippi Mud.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Whatâs a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Gay person to girl: Whatâs your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!đ
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
