What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱