What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Favorite Jokes
My favorite joke is my life.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite color?
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
