What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
