Favorite jokes
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."