Fat

Fat jokes

Guy

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Weight

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Beach

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Ass

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Father

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Birth

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Mama

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.