Fat jokes

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.