Fat

Fat jokes

Mum

  • Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

    Christian nationalist

  • What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

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  • Loser

  • Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

    Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

    Eyesight

  • When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

    I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

    Wife

  • Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

    Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

    Wife: Kid?

    Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?