Fat

Fat Jokes

Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born

Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders

short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean