Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

What do you call a fat downie?

A couch potato.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.