Fat jokes
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Your mom gay.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.