Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
My mate Noha.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Your mom gay.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Fat Lever.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!