Fat jokes
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."