Fat jokes
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.