Fat jokes
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Memes
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.