Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.