You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Fat Jokes
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Fat Lever.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
