Fat jokes
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Fat Lever.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.