Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

My mate Noha.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Your mom gay.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.