Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

My mate Noha.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Your mom gay.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!