Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Memes
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
My mate Noha.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!