Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Eyesight

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

Zion

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Mamma

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Wife

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Mama

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Wife

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!