Fat jokes

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

I eat ass.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.