Fat

Fat Jokes

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years