Fat jokes
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
My mate Noha.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂