Fat jokes

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

My mate Noha.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!