Fat jokes

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."