Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.