Fat jokes
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂