Fat jokes
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
You look as fat as a pig.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
You are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.