Fat jokes
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your mom gay.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
I have a fat ass.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.