Fat

Fat Jokes

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.