Fat jokes
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.