Fat jokes

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What do you call a fat Mexican rat?

Rasmus.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.