Fat Jokes

Bush

Th4t0n3Gu7

To mama so fat when she goes to get grapes off a bush the bush says bitch never thought they can grow that big

McDonald's

Anonymous

life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people

Yo mama

boobs

yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing.

Animal

RonaldOMG

your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC

Wait

Anonymous

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one

Man

so fat

your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

Yo mama

Anonymous junk

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"

Blonde

Matt G

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.

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Common

Hitler did nothing wrong

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Yo mama

Old

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

Girl

Anonymous

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

Yo mama

Jason Rowland

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Stairs

pickle rickle nickle

your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde

Doctor

pickle rickle nickle

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

Sheet

qwergbv

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks

Alphabet

.

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC

Mirror

AnonymousPPman

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Scale

adam

me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!