Fat jokes
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Your fat!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.