Fat Jokes

I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"

And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"