What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat
