Fat Jokes

To mama so fat when she goes to get grapes off a bush the bush says bitch never thought they can grow that big

life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people

yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing.

your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one

your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese

yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are KFC

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!