Fat jokes
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.