yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler’s mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?

your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. Your so fat you could sell shade!
3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

when i went to the doctors he pulled his wife in, and said what do you see? I replied a fat bitch he said ok your eyesight is perfect.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

Why dod the weel fall?

BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.

I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

yo mamas so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said the one on the roof.

ur mom fat lol

What did the indian say to the fat man?

Curry up!

your momma is so fat, she can’t even go skinny dipping