Fat jokes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

What do you call a fat Chinese man?

A double chinkey.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

What do you say to a fat Asian?

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Your fat!

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.