What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
your fat
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
