Yo mama

Anonymous

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Cake

Anonymous

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

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Difference

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

Skeleton

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Personal

Anonymous

a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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Saliva

Anonymous

your fat

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Yo mama

Eva

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama

Soviet Union

Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

Yo mama

HowlingMoon

Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!

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Fast

Anonymous

ur mom fat lol

Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

Jump

thonas

your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed

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Girl

Anonymous

What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm. Optimistic

Kid

Anonymous

the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

Yo mama

Ya boiii

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama, is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowers the prices

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Plane

Th4t0n3Gu7

To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE

Woman

Anonymous

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain’t no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it’s probably weight watchers.

Door

Dark child

You are the reason double doors were invented