Fat jokes
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.