yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

your fat

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!

ur mom fat lol

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed

What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm. Optimistic

the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

Yo mama, is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowers the prices

To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain’t no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it’s probably weight watchers.

You are the reason double doors were invented