Invention
You are the reason double doors were invented
You are the reason double doors were invented
I know five fat people and you're three of them
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.