Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
You are the reason double doors were invented
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.