Advertisement
Advertisement

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama

Old

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

Son

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

Kid

Anonymous

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Fire

Anonymous

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

Cow

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

Advertisement

Yo mama

PEPPPA PIG

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

Friend

@missingdogbone@vlonelun

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

Kid

Anonymous

the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Uranus

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Doctor

Lol

By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.

Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

Means

Anonymous

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.

Loading...