YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
You are the reason double doors were invented
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
