Fat jokes
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.