Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said “WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!”

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt