Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Planet

Anonymous

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Car

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Son

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Time

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Yo mama

Pun Man 3000

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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Bus

Anonymous

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Cow

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

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Common

Hitler did nothing wrong

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Woman

Matt G

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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Beach

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

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Roast

Donald Trump

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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Lost

@missingdogbone@vlonelun

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

Catholic

an actual Eel

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Legs

Anonymous

a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now

Bus

Evan Gannon

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said “WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!”

Yo mama

Old

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt