What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
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You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
your mama is so fat ,you can't tell if shes pregnant or not
