Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!