You look like something I drew with my left hand.
the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
You’re so fat, that you only know 3 letters: KFC
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm. Optimistic
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
yo mamma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny