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Sally

ANONYMOUS

where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.

Yo mama

dev same as devyboy

(Don’t take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell “Hey Yo Taxi!!!”

Legs

aoife kelly

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

People

Anonymous

I’m just happy no idiots are calling these people fat phobic

Door

Dark child

You are the reason double doors were invented

Yo mama

Eva

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Cow

Capula Gut

What do big fat Male cows have?

MOOBS

Puns

Anonymous

What is a fat boy’s favorite karate move?

A pork chop

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Man

Anonymous

Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals

Computer

i love mama

yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.

lol

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Yo mama

I eat Babies

YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, “sorry you’ve had enough mam”

Cow

sofunnyitsnot

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Girl

Anonymous

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance

Yo mama

LEBRON JAMES

yo mamas so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed

Die

No

Your mom ma so fat she won’t be in a coffin when she dies she won’t fit in it

Kid

Fat

Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Uranus

🍐🍆

YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆

Nun

Anonymous

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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