where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
(Don’t take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell “Hey Yo Taxi!!!”
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
I’m just happy no idiots are calling these people fat phobic
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do big fat Male cows have?
What is a fat boy’s favorite karate move?
A pork chop
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, “sorry you’ve had enough mam”
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance
yo mamas so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
Your mom ma so fat she won’t be in a coffin when she dies she won’t fit in it
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun