Fat jokes

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.