Fat Jokes

yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha

yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows

YO mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”

yo mama so ugly people dress up as HER on halloween

yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns

Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift

Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself…

A piece of cake.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is

Aitana is so fat that thanos had to clap for her to disappear

Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!

Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat

You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mamma is so fat when she fell I was not laughing, but the side walk cracked up.

You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.