Woman

Anonymous

What do you call a fat woman that prays?

A holy cow.

Cow

seb

teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!

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People

UrStepmom😏😏

Don’t make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Means

Anonymous

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.

Man

Stephen Hawking

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

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Yo mama

Great Britan

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

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Yo mama

URMOM

Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship

Chin

Cassidee

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!

Singing

Anonymous junk

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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Jesus

Jason Rowland

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

Egg

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she landed to the earth the earth cracked like eggs LOL

People

Anonymous

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

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Yo mama

don't try me

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Skinny

Seeniappan

your momma is so fat, she can’t even go skinny dipping

Yo mama

AWright

your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

Personal

CrazyMr.Grinch

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

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Lost

Anonymous

“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”

“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

Roast

The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Sun

chung

yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon