Cake
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
your fat
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
:D
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
bully: you are ugly me: you are so fat you are the call of duty map
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can’t make it there because yo mama is so fat he can’t hear me on the other side. 🍐
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.
students: ‘‘meat’’.
teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?
students: ‘‘bacon’’.
teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?
one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.