Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.