Fat Jokes

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"

What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?

Trans-fats

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up

Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch

I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"

Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk

At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.