Fat jokes

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?

Trans-fats.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.