Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Fat Jokes
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
:D
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?