Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
