Fat Jokes

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Anonymous

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Donald Trump

in Roast

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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cunt lover 69

i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"

Licky Picky

What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?

Trans-fats

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

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Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

will

in Yo mama

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

Woman at Mcdonalds

Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D

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Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Jimbob

Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama

iiiioᙠǫiᙠ

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

hi

I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"

Milk

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk

Bath

Anonymous

At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.