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I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.