Fat jokes
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.