Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
