Cake

Anonymous

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Roast

Donald Trump

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

Girl

Anonymous

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

Saliva

Anonymous

your fat

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

Catholic

an actual Eel

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

Car

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama

hell nah bra

yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

People

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Man

Woman at Mcdonalds

Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

:D

Skeleton

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Chin

thanos

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

Titanic

Barry McCaulkner

Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

Personal

Anonymous

a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

People

Butters Stotch

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

Roast

Anonymous

bully: you are ugly me: you are so fat you are the call of duty map

Yo mama

🍐

SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can’t make it there because yo mama is so fat he can’t hear me on the other side. 🍐

Yo mama

Ya boiii

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

Cow

seb

teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!

Yo mama

Great Britan

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

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