yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.

Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

:D

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

You shouldn’t bully fat people

They already have enough on their plate

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic