Fat Jokes

Eva
in Yo mama

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

so fat

your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

will
in Yo mama

Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

Anonymous

yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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Anonymous

I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

Old
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

Woman at Mcdonalds

Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

:D

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@missingdogbone@vlonelun

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

Soviet Union
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

Anonymous junk
in Yo mama

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

Anonymous

Im not fat!!

Im a Nutritional Overachiever

Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

Anonymous

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Anonymous

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

K4NDI
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Anonymous

Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

Jason Rowland
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

PEPPPA PIG
in Yo mama

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Anonymous
in Anti-jokes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

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