What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
