Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!