*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
Your mom is so fat she wake up on both sides of the bed
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad π₯.
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
I keep getting ads about belly fat
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mommas so fat she doesnβt know how to play bacon.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
