Fat jokes

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?