What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.