Fat jokes

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.