Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.