Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My sis a fat cow.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.