Fat jokes

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.