Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?