Fat jokes
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.