Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.