Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!