Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!