Fat jokes
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Fat puro
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Your mum!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
The chicken is so fat.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.