Fat

Fat Jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.