Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.