Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.