Fat jokes

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.