Fat jokes

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

You're just big and good.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!