Fat jokes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Fat puro
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.