Fat jokes
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Fat wolf
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!