Fat jokes

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

What do you call a fat downie?

A couch potato.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao