"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Fat Jokes
Yo momma so fat!
Harrison
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
