Fat

Fat Jokes

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!