Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."