Fat jokes
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!