Fat jokes

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...