Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about
None of you ever touch my penis
How do you find a red neck virgin?
Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster
seon hairline receedes faster than my grades
Q:What's the difference between a knife and razor blade? A:Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
