Faster Jokes

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!

What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm

witch falls faster feather or an emo

Feather because the emo are always hanging in

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk

I dont understand why the twin towers were super upset there pizza just got there alot faster by plane

why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning....... cuz it has faster reflexes then the twin towers

Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself

So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital