Faster jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Lemme tell you a little story.
It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
It’s Anne Frank.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!