Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My Xbox has been acting up lately...
So I painted it black to make it run faster
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When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
Ur so bald that ur Harline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
