The 60+ Best Faster Jokes

My Xbox has been acting up lately...

So I painted it black to make it run faster

why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning....... cuz it has faster reflexes then the twin towers

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something

So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster

Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster

When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can y’all stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.