Fashion jokes
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.