Fashion jokes
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Pants!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.