What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
