Fashion jokes
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Memes
Like wtf
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.