Fashion jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Memes
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.