Fashion jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.