Fashion jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Memes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.