Fashion jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!