Fashion jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.