Fashion jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!