Fart jokes
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
I farted. LOL.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.