Fart Jokes

Where are fart bombs made?

Old peoples arses!

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job

Why did kristen stewart farted on the set of Charlie's angels because she ate too much damn chilli for breakfast i made for her i just forgot to put my foot in it.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how? Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same

How does NASA fart? - They fart with their ass teroids.

I farted try me you farted oh no we all farted

The plane crashed but I did too on a pillow

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

I love to smell skunks but i lick there stinky but its delicious my breath smell like fart

Whats two lesbein.in a tent finger hut

Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.

Michael doesn’t fart Jackson Does

what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S

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Why did the butt fart? Because they don't know the words

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!