Fart jokes
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
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If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Farts.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.