Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
