Fart Jokes

Anonymous
in Skinny

Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away

A person
in Stupid

3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can’t answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂

GetWrecked,Fool!!!!!!!27

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; “I guess that’s why it’s called ripping one!”

Why do farts smell ???

So defff people can enjoy them as well …

thomas2012

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

Kuakington

love is like a fart if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

Craig Duncan
in Old

Where are fart bombs made?

Old peoples arses!

Anonymous

When a king farts,Is it considered a noble gas?

The Sproose Moose

What’s the sharpest thing in the world ?

A Fart…it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat she farts out volcanoes.

millsy

You momma’s so fat she farted in bed and blew the covers off

Anonymous

Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!

Anonymous
in Plane

I farted try me you farted oh no we all farted

The plane crashed but I did too on a pillow

dadude
in Roast

Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath

Ado

Would you rather watch pl or suck a dick Adapt: lemme fart on that dick

Anonymous

Why did the butt fart? Because they don’t know the words

Anonymous
in Forehead

I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, “hello there” i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says “a broken is nothing to worry about” i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard “GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK” i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end

Anonymous

Whats two lesbein.in a tent finger hut

Anonymous
in Contest

fart jokes are so popular cause they are real stinkers

Anonymous
in Farthing

Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.