i farted
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?? Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
what do you call onions and beans tear gas
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why did the cheetah kill the lion because he farted. u89herwiuDFHweliufdgchweILUYFHDGUIWEHGFCDUKSAWhjduolwEHDXUOLkwhduowlejHFCOIUWEADXIOKAWJHDXIOKWEHDFUOJEHAWSDUJFHWEIFUHSIUEWSYHFIUWSEFUCHO;IEUFHE;WSUFHIWEUYHFIWSEUHFIUERHFIUEAHFCISRUEDHFCEIUWhjfiueWHRFIUWHRFIUQEHifduhewiourfchywoiUFHIUEHWFIUWHRFUWYHpfuheipuhfiuwHAFIUEHEAUHFDCUOEHDCUHeiufdhcedsuoHEFUHDSuhFUWEHIUFHiuwsefhciuewsdrhFUwaheIFUHWEujhcasiujheFOHwuehfdoqauihwfdujweHFIUHEWifhiuwseH
IK MY JOKES SUCK.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
What do farts fly? Smellicopters!
i farted LOL
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
Why do farts smell ????
So defff people can enjoy them as well ..
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .