Family jokes
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Memes
Ah yes this website is made out of the website
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"