Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."