Family jokes
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
im chaceing after ur daddy
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
"Ur mum is big."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.