What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.