A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
