Family jokes
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
My honest reaction when my mom said no
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
"Stop bullying me!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????