Family jokes
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*