Family jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Memes
my sister sent me this and saying its her bf
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
"Stop bullying me!"
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.