Family jokes
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
I love playing games with my family.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
"Stop bullying me!"
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)