Family jokes
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Your mom.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Memes
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Did you adopt your dog?
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD