Family jokes
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom gay.