Mom!
Did you adopt your dog?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your mom.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
You are family.
