Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Family Jokes
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
When an African has a twin, your me??
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your mom!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
