Family jokes
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.