Family jokes
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Memes
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.