Family jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
This is my brother after getting a girlfriend
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.