Family jokes

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Say your joke in the comments.

What can orphans not do in school?

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Why can't my grandma talk?

Because she's dead.

I feel wrong. What does this make us?

Still cousins.

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!