Family jokes
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Memes
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.