Family jokes
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Memes
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?