Family jokes
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.