Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Family Jokes
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
