Family jokes
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."