Family jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Your mum's foreheads.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.