Family jokes
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Memes
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
My dad just comes and goes.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."