Family jokes
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I love my family.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
My dad is unlucky.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!