Family Jokes

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"

if your bored joke about an Orphan what are they going to do tell there parents

I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________

Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I can’t see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy I’m a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:👁👄👁🖕

Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show

Family Feud

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"

when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness

Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad