When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Every one likes orphans but there parents
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
my mum said take out the trash so I took my sister
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
