Family jokes
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!