Family jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Memes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.