Family jokes
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Memes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.