Family jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Daddy, where's my anus?
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.