Family jokes
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.