Family jokes
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Your mom gay.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.