Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"