Family

Family jokes

Car

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Memes

Orphan

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Orphan

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Dad

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Sister

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.