Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Family Jokes
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
