Family jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Memes
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.