Family jokes

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.