Family jokes
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Your mother.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.