Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
