Family jokes
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Memes
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.