Family jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Memes
Suck your mom. ☺️
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.