Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Family Jokes
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isnβt it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Whatβs the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
