Family jokes
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Memes
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.