Family jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Memes
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Kylin fucks his sister.