Family jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
You're more uglier.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Memes
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?