One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Family Jokes
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
