Family jokes
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Memes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're more uglier.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.