Family jokes

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Heh, stupid orphan.

Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

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Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Why do orphans die young?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.