Family jokes
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Your dad must be a mailman.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.