Family jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.