What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Family Jokes
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
You're more uglier.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
