Family jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Your mom #69.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.