why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say forgive and forget. They are really obedient.
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinct😭😭
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
