Family jokes
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
My uncle <3
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Your family in a nutshell.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.