Family jokes
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.