Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.
Father: Sorry
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
Why cant an Orphan be a Youtuber. Because most of the videos are Family-Friendly.
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
Guess why orphans can't be gay?. Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
