Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
your mom
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can't help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I'm a family doctor
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
