Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your dad is gone.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.