Family jokes
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Me at the dinner table
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Your mother.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.