Family jokes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Beans, your mum is fat!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.