Family jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."