I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Family Jokes
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
