Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Family Jokes
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
