Family jokes
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Your mom gay.
I lick cows for my mother.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
My dad.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Ur mom gei.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Your family.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."