Family jokes
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.