Family jokes
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Your mom and your dad.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)