Family jokes
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How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your mum's foreheads.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Dad?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.